Squeak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace! Whale Objects, Officiates Rest of Wedding
February 26, 2017
This weekend at Mystic Seaport in Connecticut one special couple said "I do" in a ceremony officiated by Juno the Beluga Whale. In recent weeks discussions of gender & species roles have been a hot topic with much confusion surrounding how all of god's creations were actually meant to co-exist in nature. In this beautiful ceremony, Juno put his first amendment rights to work and after a brief protest took center stage to 'seal the deal" for the happy couple.
**Carvel could not be reached for comment in response to claims they refused to produce a frozen fish cake Juno could eat. Story developing...